Escapee Alert !

Be on the alert! I just got news that a patient from the Funnyfarm down the river has escaped. He's been diagnosed as a Narcasist with Borderline Personality Disorder. Apparently he's been known to appear as several different professions, lawyer, activist, president... He was last seen in Berlin appearing as President of the World addressing a small throng of people, some of which seemed to believe him.

This patient is quite the talker. He could probably sell an icecube to an Inuit without ever letting on that they would actually be paying for it. Apparently he hasn't had any therapy but just might find he'll get some shock therapy in the near future (once he realizes that he's really not a world leader?).

If you happen to see him please call the Elek Torial College Psycho Division or Algore Funnyfarm security asap! Do not attempt to communicate with him. You might wind up without your shirt and cash!

Dr. Wolfgang Wiseheimer