This Is How We Stop Accusations of Racism Now!

I have the solution!  It's simple.   We take the dictionary and divide the words up between blacks and white and browns and reds; between Catholics and Protestants, Mormans and Muslims and don't forget the atheists!  Between male and female,  Southerners and Yanks, Rednecks and Hippies and any other groups that feel they are important and separate. 

Once the words are all divided up then you use only the words picked by your special little group and then no one can claim they've been offended!

Of course then no one may be able to hold any kind of reasonable conversation due to the limitations of their words... but that's ok.   At least then we will all know for sure what words are off limits to your own special privileged little group.  Huh?

It's gotta be more sane then the way things are going now.

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