Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Escapee Alert !

Be on the alert! I just got news that a patient from the Funnyfarm down the river has escaped. He's been diagnosed as a Narcasist with Borderline Personality Disorder. Apparently he's been known to appear as several different professions, lawyer, activist, president... He was last seen in Berlin appearing as President of the World addressing a small throng of people, some of which seemed to believe him.

This patient is quite the talker. He could probably sell an icecube to an Inuit without ever letting on that they would actually be paying for it. Apparently he hasn't had any therapy but just might find he'll get some shock therapy in the near future (once he realizes that he's really not a world leader?).

If you happen to see him please call the Elek Torial College Psycho Division or Algore Funnyfarm security asap! Do not attempt to communicate with him. You might wind up without your shirt and cash!

Dr. Wolfgang Wiseheimer

Monday, July 21, 2008

Lapsed in Space ??

Oh my! Where does time go? I noticed the date of my last post here and about fell over! Here I thought I'd posted just a bit ago and there I found just how wrong I was. Sheesh! Well that means either I've been very busy or very ill... hmmm.... seems it's been a bit of both??

So where do I begin? How to catch you up? Can I even remember that far back? I doubt it with my memory lapses. I've been lost in space, the space of time out there that seems to fly by when:
  • you're wondering about money source aka how to get some income
  • you're wondering what these symptoms mean, are they really new ones? or just old ones with a slightly different bent
  • you're spouse is ill too
  • you've got a teenager with typical teenage angst
  • you're shoulder is frozen and hand numb and you've forgotten how to type one-handed

I'm not sure which of these constitutes the biggest excuse...er um... reason. Take your pick? I've been having all of the above.

So there you go, my reasons for lapse of appearance here. I will try to do better.

Oh, P.S. In between all of the above I have also been working on some new bumperstickers and t-shirts which are up on my cafepress sites (see my website link to the left there to find the shops) and a few more to come soon! I've also been trying to reteach myself how to use some of the software programs I haven't used for a while. My brain melts down memory if not repeated often enough it seems...

The Patient in Ward C - Bed 3